Top 5 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes

The Edinburgh Fringe Festival has a competition to see whose joke is the funniest during the course of the event. Last year it was Tim Vine that won, but he was in second place this year. The top five jokes were as follows :

1) Nick Helm: “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”

2) Tim Vine: “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”

3) Hannibal Buress: “People say ‘I’m taking it one day at a time’. You know what? So is everybody. That’s how time works.”

4) Tim Key: “Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought… once you’ve hired the car…”

5) Matt Kirshen: “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.”

The wooden spoon prize for the worst joke went to Paul Daniels for ‘I said to a fella ‘Is there a B&Q in Henley?’ He said ‘No, there’s an H, an E, an N an L and a Y’

Of course whether we find a joke funny is all down to personal preference, so you may not agree with the judges decision.